Scorch O Rama is here to please one and all. Littered with nostalgia and nerdery. There is something for everyone here, provided you’re into the same stuff we are.
We want you to feel welcome on arrival, and satisfied upon departure. We will take our service seriously, but not ourselves.
Monday - Friday: 8:30am - 4:00pm
Saturday - Sunday: 8:00am - 4:00pm
Phone: 04 388 4970
Chef Bert. A passionate man on the inside, his facial expressions on the outside betray as much emotion as Darth Vader’s helmet. Happy, sad, angry or scared, we can’t tell which, he runs the kitchen using only the power of his glare to quell insubordination and impertinence.
And Keith. Full of purpose and energy he is constantly delving into new projects. Occasionally even getting close to finishing one. Like his university degree. He has been described as entertaining, clever, endearing and sweet. But enough about his standard three report card, these days he is called cranky, sweary, tired and emotional. By his wife. Bless.
Is it 1999? ‘cos its time to party!
Make your friends and workmates sick with envy with your sweet as choice of venue for your function. Watch them squirm with jealousy as you relax in smugtown like a boss. We do birthdays, work functions, Christmas parties, sports do’s and more.
We can do set menus tailored to your bellies or wallets. We can supply any alcohol you would like, so long as you pay for it. Our venue hire is equivalent to the special licence application fee and the time spent dealing with the council, (snore).
For further information, contact us.