Menu
We are open for breakfast and lunch, 8:30am- 4:00pm Monday to Friday and 8:00am -4:00pm Saturday & Sunday. The kitchen closes at 4:00pm everyday.
AVAILABLE UNTIL CLOSE
Brunch
$15.5
EGGS ON TOAST G
Poached, scrambled, or fried on toast. So expensive these days I may need an ovadraft
$15.5
$27
BABE BENEDICT G
Bacon and free range poached eggs on ciabatta with our house-made hollandaise. That’ll do pig, that’ll do.
$27
$28
JAWS BENEDICT G
House-cured and smoked salmon with free-range poached eggs on ciabatta under our house-made hollandaise. That’ll do fish, that’ll do.
$28
$28
THE BLACK HOLE Free-range poached eggs, wilted spinach and black pudding on hash browns, under our house-made hollandaise. Consume it before it consumes you
$28
$35
SPUDNIK GF
Spiced baked potato chunks with feta & greek yoghurt whip, house-cured smoked salmon, haloumi, & crispy curry leaves with a poached egg. Mmmmmm spuuds
$35
$28
THE LOVE SHAK DF GF V
Tofu chunks simmered in a spiced tomato and red pepper sauce, with roasted vegetables, chickpea dukkah & fresh herbs. Love Shack bayaybeeeee!
$28
$30
SCORCH-O-RAMA LAMA DING DONG G
Free-range eggs poached, scrambled or fried on ciabatta with bratwurst, bacon, hash brown, creamy garlic mushrooms and hollandaise. It’s breakfast with meat. Like meatbix.
$30
$40
Go KING KONG with black put, haloumi and beans
$40
$30
SCORCH NO HARMA LLAMA G
Free-range eggs poached, scrambled or fried on ciabatta with halloumi, hash brown, wilted spinach, creamy garlic mushrooms, and hollandaise. Killer of hangovers but nothing else. Vegan option available
$30
$40
Go HIGH DRAMA LLAMA with beans, tomato and roast vege
$40
GF = IS GLUTEN-FREE
DF = DAIRY FREE
AVAILABLE ALL THE TIME
Lunch
$14
FRIES G V
Shoestrings served with aioli and tomato sauce
$14
$3
Add parmesan & truffle oil
$3
$28
FRE SHAVAOCADO G
Smashed avocado with sweetcorn hummus, sauerkraut, red pepper sauce, avo oil, balsamic glaze & chickpea dukkah on multigrain toast. Just how I like my shavocado
$28
Veg option available
WE WANNA GET LOADED (FRIES) G
Cheese sauce, cheese, pickles, pulled beef, jalapeños & chipotle sour cream. AND THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO!
Veg option available
$23
$23
$30
BITE CLUB G
House cured and smoked salmon, chive cream cheese, crushed avocado, salted cucumber, greens & pink onions on slightly toasted rye with fries & aioli. The first rule of Bite Club is to order the Bite Club
$30
$30
LET'S TACO BOUT THE GULF OF MEXICO G
Cajun spiced fish tacos with sauerkraut, greens, pink onions, avocado, jalapeños & chipotle sour cream. With fries & aioli. Mexico says hi with fish definitely not from the gulf of America
$30
$28
THE HALOUMINATI GF
Grilled haloumi with tzatziki, fries, greens, pink onions & tomato all suspiciously inside a world economy influencing grilled Morteza wrap
$28
$30
TRUMP TOASTIE G
Slow cooked beef with caramelised onions, cheddar cheese & pickles on toasted ciabatta with fries & aioli. Not built on a bed of lies, and not garnished with fake tan & cankles
$30
$32
I AM CHOOKETH
A memorable burger with buttermilk chook, bacon, brie, cranberry mayo, greens and caramelised onions on a milk bun. served with fries & aioli. Now calm down, it's over
$32
Kids
$8
New Zealand’s Luck’s On
An egg on toast. Poached, scrambled or fried
$8
Add bratwurst $3.50
Add hash brown $5
Add bacon $5.5
$8
DISCO BISCUITS
Three wee pancakes with maple syrup
$8
Add banana $4
Add ice cream $4
Add bacon $5.50
$15
NICK MUGGETS
Chicken nuggets served with fries & tomato sauce
$15
One filling $6
TOASTED SANDWICHES
One filling $6
$8
Two fillings
$8
$10
Three fillings
$10
$12
Four fillings
$12
Choose from; cheese, onion, ham, pineapple, beans, bacon, fried egg or creamed corn
